I Should Stay In England

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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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one-of-a-kind-wonderer:

bitches-love-romano:

do you ever come up with AUs for your own life

Yes, in mine I am a dinosaur with long arms.

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

disgustinghuman:

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Teenage girls wearing the fashion trend of 1953; dog collars fastened around their ankles, on the right if you had a boyfriend and on the left if you were single.

I’m gonna bring this trend back

disgustinghuman:

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Teenage girls wearing the fashion trend of 1953; dog collars fastened around their ankles, on the right if you had a boyfriend and on the left if you were single.

I’m gonna bring this trend back

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

psyducked:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

Not unless you want a minty fresh butthole

psyducked:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

Not unless you want a minty fresh butthole

queensroad:

even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious

"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza

officialunitedstates:

why do people keep saying “nothing much” after I say “sup?” ??  I need to know if we’re having supper or not

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

nintenclo64:

friends: “you should have come with us” image