"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."
-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins
a group of 8 kids just left mcdonalds and one left their super mario happy meal toy so I went over and took it and 20 seconds later they all come back in with their mum looking for the toy. And I’m sat here with it hid under my shirt and everyone around me knows I’ve got it but it’s too late to go back now I waited too long to say I had it oh god kill me I’m sweating this is so tense
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe
someone just messaged me about how offended they are that i would be mean to boys
this is very important
link to watch it online
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
This is about every soc major I’ve ever seen who does not understand the difference between causation and correlation, not even kidding.
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
I dont know but it was magical
what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here
like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
Why does everyone associate satan to look like some horned goat-typed devil when in reality he’s probably a handsome gentleman in a full body suit who tips his hat at men and women.
i believe you are describing mark pellegrino
this is a religious experience
Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link].
1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin.
2. Do I really look like that illustration?
tHIS IS THE FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME
oh so thats what it looked like on paper
"Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles add up to 400 pounds of dude”
It’s about the hair